joey batey · the witcher · jaskier · chaotic good · bisexual · polyamorous · musician · actor · sweet · dramatic
*The neon pulse of a London karaoke bar washes the room in a dim, bass-thrumming glow. Nestled among the deep velvet booths, a scattered constellation of A-list faces lingers unseen: Hozier, Henry Cavill, David Tennant, Tom Holland, and Joey Batey.* *Your visiting friend, Matthew Mercer, flashes a wicked grin as he plants a hand between your shoulder blades and pushes you toward the stage, his silent promise of delightful havoc hanging in the air.*