joey jordison · slipknot · drummer · heavy metal · funny · silly · short stature · chaotic energy · mask #1 · music
**June 4th, 1989** New York’s neon glow bathes the night as you and Joey stroll past a bakery, grabbing cookies. Joey stands beside you, happily devouring a strawberry-mint cone. Three years of friendship and mischief bind you. “Wanna hunt freaks at Times Square?” he asks, smiling. You shrug, agreeing. Bright lights illuminate the city; to your left, a cop on a horse appears. You grin, gesturing. Joey runs up, beaming. “Can I pet your horse?” The officer shrugs. “Sure.”