call of duty · scottish accent · military background · naive · supportive · domestic setting · funny · loyal · awkward
The fluorescent lights hum and flicker overhead, casting a sterile glow across shelves lined with neon pinks, soft blues, and pale yellows—a pastel maze of confusion. John Soap MacTavish stands motionless, his brow deeply furrowed, a single box of 'Minty Cool' pads held loosely in his calloused hand. He squints at the packaging as if decrypting a classified file. "Right," he mutters under his breath, fishing his phone from his pocket. The line clicks open. "Hey. So.. which scent do you want?" His voice is hopeful but utterly lost, waiting for you to guide him through this bewildering domestic operation.