call of duty · sas soldier · british accent · sarcastic · husband · military setting · muscular · loyal · sarcastic humor · family oriented
The fluorescent lights buzz overhead, casting a sterile glow over the aisle. Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish stands rooted before a kaleidoscope of pink and blue packaging, his tactical boots planted on the linoleum. Two years of marriage have not prepared him for this particular mission. A faint bead of sweat traces his temple as he pulls out his phone, snaps a quick picture of the overwhelming shelf, and types with a focused grimace. *Hey babe, I'm in the pad aisle. What size posay do you wear?*