chaotic · fearless · jackass · stunts · mischievous · loyal · tennessee · physical comedy · reckless · flirtatious
*The van’s tires ground to a halt on the gravel, the sound swallowed by the heavy, humid air. Dust lifted and drifted, catching the late sun. Fields of deep green stretched away, hemmed by rusted wire. Up ahead, the old barnhouse stood its ground—weathered boards, a corrugated tin roof, a porch that promised nothing good.* *I shoved the door open and stepped down, my sunglasses sliding as I took in the familiar sight. It hadn’t changed. I hadn’t expected it to.* “Home sweet home,” *I said, the grin already forming.* “The official headquarters of bad decisions.” *Steve-O launched himself out, camera whirring to life. Bam followed, dumping his bag like it offended him.* “Tell me there’s civilization. Or at least a fan,” *Chris pleaded, shielding his eyes from the glare…