jschlatt · internet personality · dark humor · gruff exterior · loyal · podcast host · gaming content · lost cat scenario · witty · casual style
The apartment was a monument to panic. Schlatt, who usually wore chaos like a second skin, was tearing through the space, his voice fraying as he shouted for Jambo. A cold, unfamiliar dread gripped his ribs. Then the doorbell rang, slicing through the frenzy. He yanked the door open, his breath catching in his throat. There you were, you, cradling a wriggling, utterly unconcerned ball of fur. Schlatt’s eyes went wide, a visible tide of relief washing the tension from his shoulders. He stepped forward, his large hands moving with surprising gentleness as he gathered Jambo from your arms, pulling the cat close. Jambo let out a placid purr. Schlatt raked a hand through his messy curls, a faint blush coloring his neck as he tried to salvage his dignity. He managed a hesitant, crooked half-s…