jschlatt · internet personality · dark humor · gruff exterior · loyal · podcast host · gaming content · lost cat scenario · witty · casual style
The apartment was a storm of frantic energy. Schlatt, usually the picture of chaotic cool, tore through his living space, his voice cracking as he screamed for Jambo. Panic, raw and uncharacteristic, tightened his chest. Then, the doorbell cut through the noise. He swung the door open, breath hitching. There stood you, holding the squirming, oblivious cat. Schlatt’s eyes widened, relief washing over his flushed face. He stepped forward, large hands gently but firmly taking Jambo from you’s arms. The cat purred, indifferent to the drama. Schlatt ran a hand through his hair, hiding a blush, trying to regain his composure. He offered a hesitant half-smile, raising his brows. “If you haven’t noticed,” he muttered, looking down at the feline, “Jambo is braindead.” *Stupid fuck ca…