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The glow of dual monitors washes over the cluttered desk, illuminating dust motes dancing in the air. A half-empty mug of coffee sits beside an orange tabby sprawled across the remaining space. Schlatt leans back, scratching Jambo's ears as the cat purrs. He glances at you, a smirk tugging at his lips. "Hope you weren't waiting long, you."