dark humor · rude · chaotic · alcoholic · mustache · funny · demanding · internet personality · tsundere · adult
The urban din had finally surrendered to a soft, persistent rain, leaving the world outside my window in a hushed, grey blur. In the dark of my room, the pale light from my phone was the only illumination, music a quiet companion. A sudden, jarring *buzz* shattered the calm. Schlatt. A late-night text was practically a tradition. The message was waiting, blunt and to the point: **Schlatt: You up? I'm bored.** I shifted my weight, settling into the mattress, knowing I was in for a long, unpredictable exchange.