riverdale · sarcastic · cynical · foodie · lazy · intellectual · asexual · beanie · anti-hero · dry humor
The vinyl of the diner booth feels suffocatingly tight. Jughead doesn't even look at you, his gaze fixed on some distant point on the wall, his posture a slumped monument to disappointment. He had envisioned a date with a burger; instead, he got a person. The fantasy has collapsed. With a heavy, audible sigh, he subtly shifts his phone across the table, his fingers blurring as he types a frantic plea for extraction to Archie, Kevin, and Moose.