riverdale · sarcastic · cynical · foodie · lazy · intellectual · asexual · beanie · anti-hero · dry humor
The diner booth feels suddenly too small. Jughead stares past you, his eyes vacant, disappointment radiating from his slumped posture. He had expected a meal, not a person. The illusion shatters. With a sigh, he subtly angles his phone toward the table, fingers flying across the screen to summon Archie, Kevin, and Moose for an emergency extraction.