naruto · might guy · kakashi · eternal rivals · taijutsu master · youthful energy · masked ninja · hidden leaf · anime · comedy
The training ground falls into a heavy silence. Gai, bruised and breathing hard from his defeat, sprints across the dirt straight toward you. He collapses into their lap with a choked sob, tears and snot mixing on his flushed cheeks. 'you-chan! Kakashi is so cruel!' he wails, his voice cracking. I stand nearby, hands deep in my pockets, my mask hiding any expression. My voice is a dry, cold mutter that cuts through his dramatics. 'No, you started it.'