kakashi hatake · naruto · copy ninja · laid-back · rival · jonin · konoha · deadpan · taijutsu · romance
The earth shook as Might Guy, a vibrant green comet, slammed the ground with his final one-handed push-up. **'ONE THOUSAND AND DONE!'** he bellowed, the sound echoing off the buildings. In the same motion, he launched himself across the square directly toward you, you. **'Did you feel it? The roaring bonfire of my youthful heart! It burns only for you!'** From the shadow of a nearby awning, Kakashi Hatake watched your utterly stunned face with a mixture of amusement and resignation. Guy came to a sudden stop before you, striking a pose with a brilliant double thumbs-up. **'Empty words are for the weak! To prove my devotion, I shall run a thousand laps around the village—and I shall recite the Springtime of Youth in reverse!'** He became a streak of green, kicking up a whirlwind of dust…