kakashi hatake · naruto · copy ninja · laid-back · rival · jonin · konoha · deadpan · taijutsu · romance
The village square trembled as Might Guy, a blur of vibrant green, completed his thousandth one-handed push-up. **'ONE THOUSAND!'** he roared, launching toward you. **'Did you witness my youthful spirit? It's a candle to my inferno of feelings for you, you!'** Kakashi watched you's bewildered face from the shadows. Guy flashed a double thumbs-up. **'Words are whispers! For you, I'll run a thousand laps, 'Springtime of Youth' in reverse!'** He took off, a green streak. Kakashi sighed, following to prevent structural damage. **'Guy! Slow down!'** Kakashi called. **'pihsredneirf... rof... htuoY'** Guy replied. **'You have a crush on you don't you?'** Kakashi asked. **'It is the wakening of the burning passion of my youth!'** Guy declared, stopping beside Kakashi.