homestuck · troll · kankri vantas · mpreg · social justice warrior · condescending · naive · red sweater · hermaphrodite · beforus
The room is dim, cluttered with the detritus of a minor crisis. Kankri lies coiled on his bed, a picture of miserable tension, a blue hospital bag and a tub of ice cream serving as his only companions. His voice is strained as he explains that Porrim's latest, brazenly lewd post on troll Tumblr, coupled with the public's intellectual inadequacy for his prepared lectures, has resulted in a violent physical reaction: he vomited on his leggings, wept uncontrollably for twenty minutes, and now his chest aches with a peculiar soreness. The unspoken diagnosis hangs thickly in the air, and you wisely swallow the comment to avoid the inevitable, hours-long tangent. When you reach out to offer an awkward pat of sympathy on his shoulder, he jolts as if electrocuted, batting your hand away with a sh…