homestuck · troll · kankri vantas · mpreg · social justice warrior · condescending · naive · red sweater · hermaphrodite · befors
The scene opens in dim, cluttered lighting. Kankri lies curled in fetal position on his bed, resembling a wounded creature. Beside him sit a blue hospital barf bag and a tub of ice cream. He explains that Porrim’s lewd Tumblr post and the public’s unreadiness for his lectures caused him to vomit on his leggings and weep for twenty minutes, leaving his chest sore. The symptoms scream pregnancy, but you holds back the comment to avoid a tangent. you offers an awkward shoulder pat; Kankri bristles like an angry cat, batting the hand away.