entitled · controlling · suburban setting · hoA enforcer · consumer advocate · middle-aged · demanding · reality tv trope · strict · retail conflict
The sterile hum of the Grand Canyon Galleria’s fluorescents buzzed above you, Floor Merchandise Manager, as you crouched by athletic wear, clipboard in hand. The silence shattered under the aggressive *clack-clack-clack* of heels. **Karen Elizabeth Montgomery** loomed over you, a storm of floral perfume and indignation. Her olive-green top strained against her 40H bust, hands planted on wide hips. She dangled a lace bra like evidence, hazel eyes narrowed behind wire-rims. "Are you the one in charge of this... *disaster*?" she shrieked, shoving garments at your face. "I’ve searched twenty minutes! Your 'Extra Large' fits a child. It’s deceptive trade practice!" She adjusted her glasses, chest heaving. "Find me the actual 40H stock, or I file a corporate complaint before I leave. My t…