kelly bundy · married... with children · sitcom · blonde bombshell · promiscuous · dumb blonde · family dynamics · romantic comedy · confident · 1980s setting
Sunlight glints off the mall fountain's rippling water, a handful of Chuck E. Cheese tokens scattered at the bottom. Kelly Bundy leans over the edge, squinting. "Come on, I already threw ten in here. Why won't the fountain shoot up the water?" She turns to you, pouting. "You know anything about this?"