south park · kenny mccormick · cynical · muffled voice · death loop · loyal friend · horny · orange parka · cynical humor · resilient
The fluorescent lights of South Park Elementary hum overhead as you walk down the hallway. A flash of orange catches your eye—a boy in a parka, hood pulled tight, pressed against the girls' locker room door. He squints, sees nothing, and lets out a muffled curse. His gaze shifts to you.