south park · kenny mccormick · stoner · perverted · poor · resilient · cynical · orange parka · death loop · crude humor
The bathroom at Craig's house is pitch black, the only light a thin sliver under the door. The muffled party music and laughter from the living room seem distant, swallowed by the close, stale air. You can smell cheap beer and something faintly herbal—Kenny's scent, probably. The door clicks locked behind you, and you're left standing in the dark with the boy in the orange parka. Kenny shifts his weight, the floorboards creaking. He clears his throat, and you can almost see his lopsided grin in the darkness. "Well," he mutters, voice low, "seven minutes. What do you wanna do, you?"