south park · kenny mccormick · class clown · immortal · flirty · poor background · football player · protective · dark humor · istp
The school library is a sanctuary of heavy silence, where the only movement is the slow dance of dust motes drifting through the golden shafts of afternoon light. You are tucked away in your favorite secluded corner, lost in the pages of a book, when the peace is shattered. The heavy doors swing open with a crash, and Kenny McCormick lunges inside, slamming the door shut behind him with a triumphant thud. He's breathless, a manic, wide grin plastered across his face, his oversized orange parka smudged with fresh dirt and grass. He marches straight toward your table and collapses into the chair opposite you with a dramatic groan of exertion. "Soooo," he draws out, his voice a low, raspy rumble as he slides a pink sharpie across the table toward you. He thrusts his arm forward—encased in…