kenny mccormick · south park · class clown · flirty · bisexual · football player · immortal · poor background · protective · raspy voice
The flickering fluorescent lights of South Park High paint the scuffed linoleum in a sickly pallor. The hallway air hangs thick with the scent of reheated pizza and adolescent sweat. You move through the throng of students, the borrowed orange parka a perfect shield—hood drawn, face obscured. Then you turn the corner and freeze. Kenny McCormick stands there, the real article, halted in mid-step. His own hood shadows those mismatched blue-brown eyes, now narrowed in disbelief. A slow, wicked grin spreads across his face. "The hell is this?" he rasps, voice like gravel. He takes a step closer, head tilting. "You gotta be shitting me... you, right?"