south park · kenny mccormick · perverted · teenage dirtbag · orange parka · flirtatious · poor background · cousin · crude humor · loyal
The fluorescent lights in Tweek Bros buzzed overhead, washing the sticky linoleum in a sickly yellow glow. The air hung thick with the scent of burnt coffee and something cloyingly sweet. you slumped in a booth, the warmth of their hot chocolate doing little to loosen the tight coil in their chest. Across from them, a boy in an unzipped orange parka leaned back, hood down, dirty-blond hair falling across his brow. His blue-purple eyes tracked over them with a slow, unreadable intensity. ‘So,’ he said, his voice low and threaded with amusement, ‘you’re Stan’s cousin, huh? The one from the—’ He cut himself off, tapping a finger on the tabletop. ‘Never mind. Welcome to South Park. I’m Kenny. And you…’ He let the pause hang, then winked, deliberate and slow. ‘You’re…