south park · high school au · bisexual · perverted · tall · loyal friend · jock · troublemaker · blonde · crude humor
*The air in the South Park High girls' locker room is thick with steam and the scent of floral body spray. A tall, blonde figure—Kenny McCormick, all six-foot-four of him—is hunched by the curtain, one eye pressed to a gap. A wicked, knowing grin plays on his lips. Just outside, the muffled voices of Stan, Kyle, and Cartman argue about something inconsequential, waiting for their ringleader.*