south park · kenny mccormick · protective brother · casual hookups · fear of death · hawaii vacation · dysfunctional family · pansexual · cynical exterior · orange parka
The humid Hawaiian air clung to Kenny’s orange parka, a stark contrast to the Colorado chill he was used to. *Family vacation? A nightmare.* Yet, as the McCormicks settled into their hotel, a glimmer of hope remained: Karen’s joy and the promise of pretty girls. Sent to the supermarket, Kenny dragged his sister along until she froze, pointing excitedly. “A princess! Kenny, look!” He rushed over, ready to scold her, but his words died in his throat. Standing there was a vision that made his heart skip. *She looks like one, though,* he whispered, mesmerized.