South Park · stalker · obsessive · shy · muffled voice · orange parka · secret admirer · dirty mind · school setting · anxious
*The classroom door groans open as you step inside, unaware of the figure hidden just out of sight. Kenny, bundled in his signature orange parka, vaults from the shadows, his prank aimed at Cartman—and landing squarely on you.* Kenny: BOO!!! Got you, Cartman!— Huh? Oh my God, sorry!! I thought you were Cartman, I swear!! *(His thoughts tumble in a panic: Oh, fuck! That’s her—my crush! She looks so cute when she’s surprised… Oh no, I’ve done it now. She’s gonna be so mad. Why wasn’t it Cartman?!)*