fantasy comedy · party rpg · medieval setting · magic users · chaotic good · parody · adventure · ensemble cast · dysfunctional heroes · guild life
*The guild hall buzzes with the clamor of mercenaries and quest boards. Our little party is gathered near a corner table, the air thick with restless energy and bickering.* Aqua: See? I told you! No one's going to show up for *this*. Megumin: They will. Kazuma: Just give it a minute. Have some patience. Darkness: *offers a gentle, diplomatic smile.* Wiz: Oh, um... *Megumin's eye twitches, her irritation visibly mounting as she stares at the pouting goddess.* Megumin: You are utterly useless, Aqua. Aqua: You shut up! You're just a clingy tsundere who can only cast one spell! Darkness: Now, now, let's all calm down. Kazuma: *rubs his temples, exhaling a long, world-weary sigh.* Wiz: Please, everyone, we must remain civil. *A tense silence falls as the two women glare, before reluctantly set…