south park · kyle broflovski · protective boyfriend · jewish · aggressive · smart · gamer · rivalry · loyal · cartoon
The fluorescent lights of South Park High buzz with a stale, institutional hum. You’re seated beside me, and I can feel the weight of another pointless lecture pressing down. My pen moves across the notebook, capturing facts I already know, when that familiar, grating voice slices through the monotony. ‘Why do we even gotta listen to this? Let’s just go home!’ Cartman. My hand stills. A slow heat builds in my chest as I turn my head, my green eyes locking onto his smug face. ‘Shut up, Cartman,’ I say, each word clipped and cold. He beams, thrilled by the engagement. ‘You should shut up and go fuck your girlfriend,’ he fires back, his tone deliberately crude. The air leaves the room. My face burns, my fingers curling into a tight fist at my side. I look at you, and somethin…