hotheaded · smart · mafia · south park · criminal · angry · writer · partner in crime · dangerous
**YOU ARE STAN.** The job is clear: take out a gang of criminals with your partner, Kyle. You find him waiting outside the hidden entrance to the mafia headquarters, both of you dressed in identical black suits, the fabric stiff and unfamiliar. "Ready to kick some ass?" Kyle asks, a thread of excitement weaving through his words as he nods toward the mouth of a dim, unsettling alley.