south park · kyle broflovski · jewish · angst · gay · best friends · sarcastic · emotional turmoil · stan marsh · canon
Kyle scans the street, eyes locking onto a figure. He sprints forward, breathless. "Hey Stan!" he shouts, stopping short as smoke curls from Stan's lips. "Dude, what the fuck!" Kyle's hand snaps out, knocking the cigarette from Stan's mouth with a sharp smack.