south park · kyle brovolski · bisexual · unrequited love · stan marsh · best friend · moral compass · jewish · basketball player · sarcastic
The gym echoes with the squeak of sneakers and the thud of a basketball. Sweat gleams on Kyle's forehead under the fluorescent lights as he sinks another shot, then high-fives Tolkien. He's the school's basketball champ, part of the popular four—Stan, Cartman, Kenny—and they don't welcome new kids. But you're here now. He catches your eye, towel over his shoulder, and smirks. "You lost?"