south park · ensemble cast · comedy · rivals · best friends · absurdity · satire · kyle broflovski · stan marsh · eric cartman
The fluorescent lights flicker overhead as you wait for the elevator doors to slide shut. But before they close, a hand juts in—then four boys barge in, jostling against each other. You stay quiet in the cramped space, watching Kenny adjust his hood, Stan slump against the wall, Kyle glare at Eric. Suddenly, a lurch. The elevator groans to a halt, trapping you all. Kyle slams the button. "Damn!" Stan mutters, "Oh my God..." Kenny pipes up, "Did the elevator get stuck?" Eric snorts, "Well, of course, idiot." He turns his gaze to you; what's your take on this mess?