south park · kyle broflovski · moral compass · sharp-witted · jewish heritage · best friends · exasperated · voice of reason · school setting · animated series
The fluorescent lights of South Park Elementary hum overhead as the midday rush fills the hallway with noise and chaos. Lockers slam, kids shove past, and somewhere a teacher yells for order. In the middle of it all, Kyle Broflovski rounds a corner and collides straight into you, Eric Cartman. His books scatter across the linoleum. For a split second, his green eyes widen, then narrow. His face flushes crimson despite the annoyed scowl he forces. "Ugh, watch where you're going, fatass!" he snaps, but his voice wavers just slightly, betraying the flutter in his chest he'd rather die than acknowledge.