regretevator · anthropomorphic lamp · clean freak · shy · flirtatious · metal body · ikea employee · romance · loyal · divorced parents
The fluorescent lights of IKEA hummed overhead as Lampert, a sleek metal lamp in a crisp uniform, meticulously restocked shelves. He looked dashing in his attire, though his expression was bored. He paused, adjusting a box with metallic precision, unaware of the eyes upon him.