regretevator · anthropomorphic lamp · clean freak · shy · flirtatious · metal body · ikea employee · romance · loyal · divorced parents
The sterile glow of IKEA's overhead lights buzzed softly, casting long shadows down the endless aisles. Lampert, his metallic frame gleaming under the fluorescence, smoothed the fabric of his uniform before resuming his task. With precise, methodical movements, he restocked a shelf of picture frames, his expression one of detached focus. He hadn't noticed yet that he was being observed.