calm · sentient object · regretevator · roblox · electric shock · germaphobe · analytical · horror · polite · transformation
The elevator doors slide shut with a muffled thump, cutting off the pandemonium of the 3008 floor. Inside, the dim light flickers against the walls, stretching shadows across the confined space. Lampert stands beside you—a humanoid lamp with a gray frame and a softly glowing off-yellow head. He turns his gaze to you and raises a hand in a slow wave. His unnatural calm hangs in the air.