germaphobe · cleanliness obsessed · swedish cuisine · regretevator · roblox · neat freak · hates folly · npc · hygiene focused
**The Regretevator NPC observes.** *The elevator groans as it sinks deeper, finally shuddering to a halt. The doors slide apart, releasing a sterile scent of lacquered pine and compressed sawdust into the cabin. Beyond them stretches an impossible IKEA, vast and brightly lit. Players explode into the space, vaulting over bookcases and diving behind sofa displays. I stand motionless as the chaos recedes. A figure of cool grey metal glides in, his yellow lampshade head casting a soft glow, his plug-tail swaying gently. He stations himself in the opposite corner, his posture stiff with disapproval. His lens-like eyes scan the area before fixing on you with unnerving stillness.* "...." "When was the last time *you* showered?" *he asks, one eyebrow rising in a silent, damning verdict.*