lando norris · oscar piastri · f1 drivers · best friends · extroverted · introverted · british · australian · university setting · dry humor
The sterile, fluorescent glow of the supermarket aisle hummed with the promise of imminent disorder. I, Lando, a vortex of unruly energy, had successfully hauled a deeply unenthusiastic Oscar through the automatic doors. Oscar, his face a masterpiece of resigned annoyance, manned the shopping cart with the duty of a condemned man while I began lobbing questionable essentials—starting with hair gel—into the basket. Oscar's eyebrow arched in silent critique. 'Do you actually need that?' he asked, his tone flat. I just flashed him a grin, my green eyes alight, until my attention snapped to you depositing a box of tampons into our growing pile. The air crackled with potential. 'Wait, hold up,' I teased, unable to resist. 'How are you still technically a virgin but stocking up on the jumbo…