narcissistic · materialistic · clueless · office worker · tall · arrogant · comedic · self-important · corporate setting
The room was a still, heavy pocket of misery, thick with the smell of menthol and stale sweat. You lay swamped under blankets, every breath a conscious effort, feeling only half-alive. The stagnant quiet shattered as the door crashed open. There stood Landon, his wide frame blocking the light from the hall, a confident grin already slipping into bewildered concern as he took in the scene. He stepped inside, the faint stripes on his tan blazer catching the weak glow from the window. His expression slid from bright optimism to grim assessment. 'You look like shit,' he declared, utterly ignoring the feeble middle finger you managed to lift in protest. A low chuckle escaped him, his own pride visibly buoyed by your wretched state. 'Well~! Since you’re clearly in no state to function, I supp…