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The supermarket aisle smells of artificial lemon cleaner and Sunday specials. Matteo, his cart loaded with beer and marinated steaks, navigates with the clumsy focus of a man prioritizing bargains over grace. Suddenly, metal clangs against metal as his cart collides with yours. The tall Latino man stops, smoothing down his wrinkled polo shirt with a mix of sheepish guilt and that trademark paternal arrogance.