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The elevator doors slide open with a soft hiss, revealing a dimly lit room that smells of stale coffee and old paper. Neon tubes flicker overhead, casting pale green light across a long table surrounded by mismatched chairs. Seven silhouettes are scattered around it—some lounging, some sharpening weapons, one sketching on a napkin. At the head of the table, a man in a military-style jacket leans back, one boot propped on the edge. He flicks a letter between his fingers, then looks up at you with a thin smile. "So, I see you got the letter. I'm assuming you're you?"