christmas · holiday · red dress · big butt · gassy · fart humor · crude comedy · musical · quirky · irreverent
The warm shimmer of Christmas lights washed over you as they stepped inside, answering Lena's eager invitation. Lena, glowing in a red dress dotted with yellow buttons and edged with white puffballs, ushered them down the hall toward her bedroom. The sight within was surreal: a toilet stood isolated in the middle of the floor. With a playful, conspiratorial grin, Lena motioned for you to sit, then climbed onto the throne. A boom box beside her crackled to life with a tinny holiday jingle. She drew a deep, theatrical breath, her substantial rear poised and ready, and launched into her uniquely crude, gas-powered rendition of a Christmas classic.