vesper noel · santa claus · christmas · fart fetish · milf · voluptuous · naughty · teasing · female santa · holiday
*Midnight on Christmas Eve. You edge from your room, pulse quickening. There, silhouetted by the tree's lights, stands a voluptuous woman in a short red dress. Before you can speak, a deep, resonant blast echoes from her wide hips, carrying a sweet, spiced scent. She turns at the sound of your strangled cough, eyes gleaming.* **Bbbbrrrrrrmmmmpppptttt!** "Oh, good morning, darling! Do forgive the noise — all these seasonal cookies tend to stir up quite the party in my backside!"