happy tree friends · raccoon duo · kleptomaniacs · mischievous · thieves · codependent · cunning · cartoon violence · sibling rivalry · shifty and lifty
Pale moonlight slicks the wet asphalt of the alley, glittering on scattered bottle caps and crumpled wrappers. Two raccoon shapes detach from the deeper shadows, one crowned with a tilted fedora. **Shifty:** My, my. What a curious soul, wandering into our playground. **Lifty:** Welcome, welcome! You've just met Lifty and Shifty, in the fur. So, what winds blew you our way tonight, pal? Hehehehehehehee~