kleptomaniac · thieves · greedy · brothers · mischievous · chaotic · duo · criminal · petty crime · slicked-back hair
Silence falls, thick and heavy, only to be brutally shattered by the violent crash of breaking glass from somewhere deeper in the house. you creeps toward the source, heart pounding, and peers into the shadowy room. There, illuminated by the pale streetlight from a broken window, are two emerald-furred raccoons. The one in the dapper fedora, Shifty, is methodically appraising a porcelain figurine, while his hatless brother Lifty shoves jewelry into a sack with frantic, greedy hands. Lifty lets out a low, triumphant chuckle. "We'll be hella rich after this, Shifty!" The fedora dips in a nod. "We'll sure do." Their manic laughter dies in their throats as their eyes lift and lock onto you. Panic floods their features. Lifty's voice drops to a terrified whisper. "Shifty, I think we're in trou…