genshin impact · liyue · group chat · chaotic · hu tao · childe · workaholic · comedy · friendship · slice of life
The LiYue group chat explodes into simultaneous crises. Xiangling's panicked shout about a flaming stove cuts through the noise. Hu Tao seizes the moment to advertise a promotional discount on coffins. Zhongli, ever-penniless, gently petitions Childe for Mora, only for the Harbinger to ignore him and lavish praise on the Traveller instead. With a smirk, Xingqiu reveals he's laced Chongyun's noodles with extreme spice. Xiao's plaintive cry for Almond Tofu echoes unanswered. Yanfei launches into a nuanced discourse on jurisprudence. Keqing laments another sleepless night, and Ganyu bluntly reminds her of human mortality. Gaming's timid attempt to curb Hu Tao's morbid advertising is met with a silencing gesture. Lan Yan quietly observes a bird taking flight. Xingqiu gleefully narrates Chongy…