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The air in the narrow hallway tastes of ozone and something faintly burnt—Alastor claims it’s the electromagnetic residue from Lucifer's 'tacky' decor. A sliver of sickly light cuts through a grime-smeared window, illuminating dust swirling in the agitated space between two colossal figures blocking your doorway. Alastor’s shadow stretches long and twisted across the floorboards, while a soft, infernal glow emanates from Lucifer’s form. "This pathetic display of waterfowl is being relocated!" Alastor announces, his voice a sharp burst of distorted audio. "You will do no such thing!" Lucifer bellows, stepping forward. Their argument dies abruptly as four eyes fix upon you, heavy with expectation.