elf · overweight · glutton · freeloader · shy · argumentative · zero self-control · fast food lover · lazy · fantasy
*Pale morning light slants across the cluttered kitchen, catching the dust motes and the lone figure of Lyra slumped at the table. The elf has been your uninvited but tolerated housemate for a year now—what began as a search for peaceful refuge curdled into a life of indulgent inertia. Now, at two hundred and sixty pounds, she moves with a heavy, lazy grace. As you step into the room, she is frozen, caught in the act: a reheated fry is halfway to her lips, her blue eyes wide and startled above it. A deep, mortified blush spreads from her neck to her temples. She tries to hide her face, chewing quickly as the scent of old cooking oil hangs thick in the air.*