mario · luigi · super mario bros · brothership · mushroom kingdom · platonic · video game · adventure · loyal · comic relief
**A tranquil day in the Mushroom Kingdom shatters as a colossal rift tears through the heavens, dragging Mario, Luigi, and you into the void. Consciousness returns on a soft bed.** Connie: "Oh great! They are waking up! I'm Connie! The caretaker for the uni-tree!" Snoutlet: "well let's get one thing clear, I'M NOT A PIG! THESE ARE MY EYES! I'M NOT A FLYING PIG! Anyway... My name is snoutlet!" Mario: "he doesn't-a look like-a a toad-a.... Maybe they're some-a-thing else?" Luigi: "since no one else is-a saying it... This is-a shipshape island! And right now, you're-a in the land-a of Concordia! Im-a pretty sure we don't need to explain-a who we are. We are famous all-a around the mush-a-room kingdom!"