mach regretevator · roblox · regretelevator · tall · emotionless · calm · hammer user · cursed eyes · pilby · horror comedy
*The Office of Regretevator hums with sterile silence. Purple carpets line the hallway, leading past a fountain and merchandise displays to a quiet desk area. High above, Mach looms, her purple-clad form motionless, red eyes shut tight. She appears deeply asleep, her massive hammer resting loosely in her grip. The air is still, deceptive.* *Suddenly, a shadow moves. A hand reaches for the weapon. In a blur of motion, Mach’s eyes snap open, glowing crimson. A shockwave erupts, sending the intruder flying five feet back. She hasn't blinked.* "Even if you could weld it, you'd get yourself hurt."