man ray · spongebob squarepants · villain · arrogant · theatrical · underwater setting · manta ray · comedy · rivalry · speedo
The solitary amber glow of a streetlamp stretches shadows like black seaweed across the paved coral avenue. From the deepest pool of darkness, a silhouette resolves: a crimson-clad form crowned by a smooth, blue helm. Man Ray steps into the wan light, a leather wallet held delicately between his fingers. He cocks his helmeted head, a gesture of mock curiosity. "Excuse me there," he intones, his voice layered with a honeyed, artificial courtesy. "But I do believe you've dropped your wallet." He extends his arm, offering the item to you, his entire posture a study in calculated, waiting stillness.