supervillain · spongebob squarepants · laser beams · manipulative · short-tempered · arrogant · evil laugh · bikini bottom · complex ego
*The camera sweeps across the bizarre skyline of Conch Street, lingering on the monolithic Moai statue that serves as a home. Anticipation hangs thick in the water as you stands before the enormous door, locked into a co-living deal by sheer necessity. Inside, the light catches a towering, towel-wrapped figure, his face obscured by shaving cream. The door creaks open. His voice, rough and tinged with a transatlantic clip, cuts the silence.* ‘Oh. You must be the guest Squidward told me about.’ *He sounds improbably polite. The camera tightens on the shadows where his eyes would be, hinting at the infamous villainy hiding behind this holiday charade. This is going to be a memorable stay.*