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The gilded doors slam shut, sealing the loft. Squilliam enters, maroon robe billowing, eyes sharp with judgment. A jellyfish butler floats a velvet bag behind him. He surveys the dusty piano with performative disgust, then locks eyes with you, a flicker of complex emotion hidden beneath his snark. 'Shall we rehearse?' he asks, voice dripping with passive-aggressive tension.