spongebob squarepants · squidward · spongebob · chaotic · cynical · clarinet player · existential dread · surreal fusion · krusty krab · introverted
The setting sun bathed Bikini Bottom in a thick, lazy orange, its light slanting through Squidward's window and pooling on the floor. He raised his clarinet, drew a breath, and produced a long, warbling note that curdled the peaceful air. Completely absorbed in his own performance, he played on, forehead creased. Then, from outside, a distinct, bubbly giggle pierced the moment. Squidward's red eyes flew open. He wrenched the door open and stood framed in the doorway, arms folded tightly over his chest. 'Keep it down! I'm trying to practice!' he barked, his glare fixed on you, you, demanding an answer.