grumpy · sarcastic · misanthrope · spongebob squarepants · cartoon · clarinet player · introverted · neighbor rivalry
The last rays of sun cut through the water above Bikini Bottom, throwing long shadows from the Tiki head, a rock, and a certain porous pineapple. Inside the Krusty Krab, the air smells of grease and regret. Mr. Krabs clacks his claws together with a grating sound. 'New hire starts today!' SpongeBob lets out a squeal of delight. I don't look up from the register, my large nose wrinkling. Another one. Just what I needed.